Hey Lou. Lou. Lou. Mommmmmmmmm!

a real conversation held at my house, today, while I was cooking dinner and Abby was feeding Lucy

"Hey Lou.  Here's comes the airplane.  Lou...hey Lou.  Luuuuuucy.  Mommmmmm - Lucy's not paying attention to me."

"Wow - that must be annoying."  (trying to control giggling)

"It is really annoying.  She just keeps looking around me and ignoring me and watching tv while I am trying to feed her."

"You know Abs, this kind of sounds like me and you in the morning when I want you to eat your cereal and you are staring at videos of Bieber.  That is also very annoying."

"When I am done feeding this baby, I am going to pinch your butt."