Friday, February 1, 2013

For the love of Pete, Phil

Dear Punxatawney Phil:

I have had enough.  

Don't make me come up there.  I hate driving in the snow but I will suffer the 1 and 1/2 hour trip to kidnap your furry ass.

I have relatives in Leechburg that WILL know how to tenderize your treacherous hide.

So consider yourself warned.  Call a meeting with Mother Nature and knock it off already.

I think we both know I'm deadly serious.  Deadly.

All my best,
Sarah


"I smell varmint...."  (Any men reading know the rest of this quote)

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