Dear Punxatawney Phil:
I have had enough.
Don't make me come up there. I hate driving in the snow but I will suffer the 1 and 1/2 hour trip to kidnap your furry ass.
I have relatives in Leechburg that WILL know how to tenderize your treacherous hide.
So consider yourself warned. Call a meeting with Mother Nature and knock it off already.
I think we both know I'm deadly serious. Deadly.
All my best,
Sarah
"I smell varmint...." (Any men reading know the rest of this quote)
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