What we have here, is failure to communicate

Lucy and I are not speaking the same language.

It's not our fault.

I blame the person who told Lucy that the words "no, No, NO!" mean any of the following things:

1.  Put whatever you are holding in your mouth as soon as possible
2.  Crawl even faster toward the steps/kitchen/other "no baby zone"
3.  Grab your diaper and/or anything that is in there
4.  Scream even louder to wake up Daddy

It's a good thing she's so damn cute.